- Buy your kids a few books. They might, I don't know, learn something without having the public school system taking care of it for you.
- Spend it on food that was once actually grown or raised. I hear vitamins are actually better than chemicals...
- Convert it into pennies and dive into them Scrooge McDuck style.
- Convert it into singles and strap it into underpinnings of a morbidly obese belly-dancer.
- Burn it.
Something tells me I'm going to get hate mail for this.