After a night of being violently ill from KFC (grilled chicken is a healthier choice my rump), I was weak and tired for most of the day today. So what does anyone do when they're on the brink of death? Watch a Disney movie. Since Disney is varitably owned by Pixar now, and refuses to put out anything worth watching any more, I found myself combing through the good movies from at least 2 decades ago... reaching from as early as 1950's to as far as the mid-90's.
And now I have this word of advice: If you're ever planning on living in a Disney movie, plan on dying from a fall. There's just no stopping it. A rediculous majority of characters die or somehow lose in a fall. Don't believe me?
The Rescuers Down Under
Beauty and the Beast
The Lion King
The Hunchback of Notre Dame
Oliver and Company
All of these had deaths from falls.
In Disney there are two options:
1.) Happily Ever After
2.) Fall to Your Doom
Take your pick.